A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair.
“Fellas! My hole is so big that I’ll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can’t take.”
A big cowboy gets up and takes off his size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her hole.
The boots are goes right in. He grabs a flashlight and, that too, is goes in.
He puts his face in between her legs to get a better look and he also goes in.
Inside he hears noises. “Is someone else in here?” he asks.
“Yeah, I’ve been in here for a week,” the voice says.
“Help me find my flashlight and we can get out of here,” the cowboy says.
“Hell,” says the other man, “help me find my keys and we can drive out.”