An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack were having a drink together at the local tavern.
The Irishman says, “…You know, where I’m from, there’s a bar called “O’Mally’s”,
where you buy a drink, then you buy another drink, and then O’Mally himself buys you a drink.”
The Italian then says, “Well….where I’m from, there’s a place called “Vinnie’s”,
where you buy a drink, then Vinnie buy you a drink, then you buy another drink, and then Vinnie buys you another drink..”
The Pollack then says “Well…where I come from, there’s a bar where they buy you a drink,
then they buy you another drink, and then they buy you another drink, and then they take you in back, and then you get laid !”.
The Irishman and the Italian both respond with,
“Gee…that sounds like a great place ! Have you ever been there ?”
“No…” said the Pollack, “…but my sister has …”